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Therapy Ducks Β· Medway, Kent

Meet Dog & Goldie…and 13 of their feathered friends

I bring my therapy ducks to schools, care homes, events and community gatherings across Kent. They have a special way with people of all ages and abilities β€” particularly children with different needs.

I don't charge a penny. I do this because it makes people smile. Donations are welcome but never expected.

Mark Colyer in Rochester high street with one of his ducks perched on his hand, wearing a green felt hat and holding a Rochester Christmas Lights collection bucket
My quest in life is to make people smile.
About Mark

The man who walks his ducks

I'm Mark Colyer. I live on a boat at Gillingham Marina, work as a gardener there, and most days you'll find me out and about with my ducks.

Four-and-a-half years ago I put a few eggs in the incubator. Twelve hatched, but only one followed me everywhere like a dog. So that's what I called him β€” Dog.

These days Dog comes camping with me, follows me around all day, and loves meeting people. Goldie joined us more recently, and we have 15 ducks in the flock altogether.

My quest in life is simple: to make people smile.

What people say

"Their pressures just go"

Whether it's a child who's never touched a real animal before, an elderly resident in a care home, or a stranger at the pub β€” there's something about the ducks that reaches people.

One of the most special days was a visit to Michelham Priory with a young girl who was blind. The way she lit up when she felt their feathers β€” that's why I do it.

We've been to Leeds Castle (where we got the highest visitor feedback they'd ever recorded), pubs across Medway, and medieval reenactments. Anywhere people need a smile, really.

What we do

Visits & meet-and-greets

We come to you. The ducks love meeting people, and we tailor each visit to suit the audience. No fee, ever β€” just an invitation and a place to land.

Mark smiling broadly with a brown duck perched on his hand at an outdoor event

Schools & SEN settings

Calm, sensory-friendly visits. Particularly powerful for children with additional needs β€” the gentle, predictable nature of the ducks works wonders.

Goldie the duck perched on a care-home resident's walking frame in a lounge

Care homes & hospices

Ducks bring something different to a day. Many residents grew up around farms β€” meeting Dog and Goldie sparks memories and conversations.

Mark in full medieval king costume with crown and chainmail, a white duck perched on his arm

Events & community days

From village fΓͺtes to fundraisers. Medieval reenactments are a speciality β€” Mark is also part of the Mediaeval Siege Society.

Goldie the white duck standing on a sunlit pub bench in golden hour light

Pop-ups & the pub

You might already have spotted us at the Waterfront Bar, The City Wall or The Queen Charlotte. Always happy to say hello.

My quest in life is to make people smile. The ducks and I bring out the best in people.
β€” Mark Colyer
Snapshots

From the road

A few moments from medieval reenactments, Christmas charity collections, pub stops and quiet days out.

Where you might spot us

Out and about across Kent

Daily walks around Rochester, regular visits to friendly pubs, and meet-and-greets all over Medway and further afield.

Rochester Gillingham Marina Leeds Castle Michelham Priory Waterfront Bar The City Wall The Queen Charlotte Medway-wide
Get in touch

Invite Mark and the ducks

Drop a message, give Mark a call, or follow along on Facebook for the latest adventures. Visits are completely free β€” donations are welcome but never expected.