I bring my therapy ducks to schools, care homes, events and community gatherings across Kent. They have a special way with people of all ages and abilities β particularly children with different needs.
I don't charge a penny. I do this because it makes people smile. Donations are welcome but never expected.
I'm Mark Colyer. I live on a boat at Gillingham Marina, work as a gardener there, and most days you'll find me out and about with my ducks.
Four-and-a-half years ago I put a few eggs in the incubator. Twelve hatched, but only one followed me everywhere like a dog. So that's what I called him β Dog.
These days Dog comes camping with me, follows me around all day, and loves meeting people. Goldie joined us more recently, and we have 15 ducks in the flock altogether.
My quest in life is simple: to make people smile.
Whether it's a child who's never touched a real animal before, an elderly resident in a care home, or a stranger at the pub β there's something about the ducks that reaches people.
One of the most special days was a visit to Michelham Priory with a young girl who was blind. The way she lit up when she felt their feathers β that's why I do it.
We've been to Leeds Castle (where we got the highest visitor feedback they'd ever recorded), pubs across Medway, and medieval reenactments. Anywhere people need a smile, really.
We come to you. The ducks love meeting people, and we tailor each visit to suit the audience. No fee, ever β just an invitation and a place to land.

Calm, sensory-friendly visits. Particularly powerful for children with additional needs β the gentle, predictable nature of the ducks works wonders.

Ducks bring something different to a day. Many residents grew up around farms β meeting Dog and Goldie sparks memories and conversations.

From village fΓͺtes to fundraisers. Medieval reenactments are a speciality β Mark is also part of the Mediaeval Siege Society.

You might already have spotted us at the Waterfront Bar, The City Wall or The Queen Charlotte. Always happy to say hello.
My quest in life is to make people smile. The ducks and I bring out the best in people.β Mark Colyer
Daily walks around Rochester, regular visits to friendly pubs, and meet-and-greets all over Medway and further afield.
Drop a message, give Mark a call, or follow along on Facebook for the latest adventures. Visits are completely free β donations are welcome but never expected.